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you only live onceYou only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
Life isn't worth living unless you're willing to take some big chances and go for broke.
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
God, if I can't have what I want, let me want what I have.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
Life is what happens to you while you're working for your future.
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of suc
Russian Roulette By RihannaTake a breath, take it deep
Calm yourself, he says to me
If you play, you play for keeps
Take a gun, and count to three
I'm sweating now, moving slow
No time to think, my turn to go
And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
That I'm terrified but I'm not leaving
Know that I must must pass this test
So just pull the trigger
Say a prayer to yourself
He says close your eyes
Sometimes it helps
And then I get a scary thought
That he's here means he's never lost
As my life flashes before my eyes
I'm wondering will I ever see another sunrise?
So many won't get the chance to say goodbye
But it's too late too pick up the value of my life
life is notLife isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
We fall for stupid boys we make lo
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.
So why bother?
findFind the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
1. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.
2. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"
3. When a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."
4. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
5. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)
6. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
7. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
8. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
10. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
11. To attract men, wear a perfume calle
10 commentsThe 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead,)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle.)
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girl comebacksGirls: Comebacks for cheesy pickup lines!
Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, you wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
It's a rat Clint x Reader It was a peaceful Saturday morning and your faithful husband slept soundly in the bedroom, until you ear piercing shrieks filled the air. Clint’s eyes snapped open and within seconds his loaded bow was in his hands as he headed for your location.
“What’s wrong?” He nearly shouted as his wide eyes swept over the room. When he found nothing he diverted his gaze to your trembling form in search of wounds. You stood on top of the kitchen table, your horror struck eyes flickered between your left leg and the far corner of the room. Clint placed his hand on your leg to try and jumpstart you after he checked the room once again.
“It was a rat, a big fat rat! Ugh, it was crawling on my leg and wouldn’t let go!”
Clint sighed once before bending down and picking up one of the biscuits that littered the floor. His aim followed your gaze and with a small flick of his wrist the piece of bread flew through the air.
Spider (BEN DrownedXReader)BEN was playing Call Of Duty on his X-box when you walked by and ruffled his hair after removing his hat.
“Hey!” BEN whined.
“What?” You shrugged innocently.
“Give me my hat” BEN shot you a playful glare. You rolled your eyes at him and dropped his hat back onto his messy hair. You shook your head when he turned back and resumed his game and walked up to your room that you both shared. Sighing you looked down at your now ripped favourite t-shirt while damning Jeff to hell for ripping it. Just as you were about to change you saw something move out of the corner of your eye. You turned and shrieked at the sight of the spider’s sitting on the floor. You ran downstairs and tackled BEN who yelped and fell over.
“What the hell?!” BEN exclaimed.
“There are spiders in our room! Go kill them!” You replied.
“Oh hell no!” BEN shook his head.
“BEN!” You whined shaking him by the shoulders.
“I hate spide
Beaming Spock (Star TrekXReader)You sat bored in the control room of the Enterprise as everyone left to gather supplies for the next voyage. You smirked when you saw Spock walk by the room and pressed a few buttons aiming to beam him from room to room. Spock walked with his hands behind his back whistling a tune thinking he was alone when suddenly he was beamed to the main room.
"What the hell?" Spock said to himself before shrugging and walking back out. You smirked again and beamed him to another room leaving him confused.
"Who is beaming me?!" Spock yelled as you beamed him again.
"This is for not killing that spider in my room" You smirked beaming him as far as you could from his destination. Spock let out a shout of anger and stormed into the room you were in.
"(Y/N)! WHO IS ON THIS SHIP?!" Spock demanded.
"Me, you and Scotty" You replied.
"Are you beaming me from room to room?!" Spock growled.
"No sir'" You lied while laughing menacingly on the inside.
"Thank you" Spock nodded before storming off to
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors Ch 8 - GrimmjowDear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
Huh, bloody killings, vicious attacks, gratuitous cruelty, generally acting like a freakin’ asshole?
Actually, I think most of you got me spot on. (Although you kinda overdid it with all the cat stuff. I’m not an Adjuchas anymore, dammit!)
But you gotta write more stories with me smashing that damn shinigami into oblivion instead of fucking him!
Though… you sure make him look kinda pathetic when I’ve got him slammed against a wall. *psychotic grin* You gave me some ideas—now I just might play with him a little before I beat him to death.
And did you notice that I’m the only one of the Espada still alive? Hell, I outlived even that fuckin’ bastard Aizen and his two toadying flunkies. An’ if that wimp Ulquiorra had done what I said back in the beginning and killed the damn shinigami right at the start, then we woulda won. Fuckin’ Aizen thought he was so smart and look what happen
The Seven Devils of ChristmasIt’s almost Christmas; a time for family, traditions, making merry and goodwill to all men, right?
It’s a time of stress and frustration as you’re trying to get ready for the big day. So much to do, so many things to prepare and so little time to do it in, especially when you have to fit it all in around your job.
This is made all the more difficult due to there being seven devils hard at work, intent on making the run up to Christmas as difficult as possible.
The first one appears as soon as you decide to try and get ahead on your Christmas shopping. Your thoughts are to nip into town after you finish your shift and take advantage of late night opening, but this little devil thinks now would be a good time to make your car fail to start. Instead of running around the shops, snapping up bargains, you’re left stuck at work waiting for the Recovery Service to arrive. Of course, since you’re there, your boss will make sur
A Nose Like A Lie DetectorRedshasta included this wonderful piece of dialogue in one her comments. We were talking about Skins and their enhanced sense of smell, whether like dogs, they could smell someone's sex life, state of health, secret drinking problem and she came up with this gem of dialogue:
"What's the matter?"
"You don't smell fine. What's wrong?"
"Is it that guy you fucked yesterday? That Bob? Because I could totally settle him for you."
"No! I mean, I didn't- I mean, it's none of your business!"
"You know, I never thought Bob would be up for that kind of thing. After all, he's the human version of mated."
"Look, I really don't want to talk about this."
"Maybe you're not feeling well because of that infection. You know, if you need to go to a pharmacy, I could totally cover for you.
"Can we change the subject? Please?"
"So how's your sister? She still wears that awful perfume. You should tell her that she really shou
How To Be A Rebellious Teen* Dye your hair an outrageous colour
* Run away... and come back home two hours later when you're cold and hungry
* Roll your eyes and kiss your teeth at least one-hundred times a day
* A genuine laugh should be quickly covered up by a sarcastic "Lol.”
* Carry a mobile even if you have no friends to call
* Smile devilishly at a text message, even if it is just from your mum telling you to get your butt back home
* Grunt in reply to everything at all costs
* Wait sixty seconds before replying to anyone online/through text even if your fingers are hovering above the keys
* NEVER reply to the first call of your name.
* Act particularly deaf when confronted by your parents
* Always act like you dread the company of your parents, even if they are your only friends
* Exceed an hour on the phone even if you have nothing to say
* Have an account on every social networking site existing. You needn’t tell anyone only your little cousins ‘Friend’ you
* Call everyone
9292 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasnot cool to breath. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you would be in the eight percent laughing your head, butt, or other apendages off.
Okay so there but what if American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath what would happen. would there even be eight percent left standing?
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Hanikamiya Mitsukai, AisoKaze, Alternative Angel, DemonTwins-Ichigo_Makuri
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